Cleverbot.

I would definitely play this everytime i'm bored. So, I'll just shorten our conversation here ;

Cleverbot : What are you?
Me : a mermicorn
Cleverbot : a mermaid?
Me : no, its a mermaid plus a unicorn
Cleverbot : where do you live?
Me : on top of a rainbow
Cleverbot : On what hill ?
Me: the hill of ice cream
Cleverbot ; are you nice looking?
Me ; so nice your eyes could melt
Cleverbot : Wow, you are kind of cocky.
Me: YOU MAD?
Cleverbot : No you are not you are dumb.
Me ; Well, you're a fucking muggle.
Cleverbot : thank you.

I know, idiotic right? hahah. he's fun tho.